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<p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/banner.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/banner.jpg"> </p><p> </p><p> Hey ladies! Valentines day is coming up, and chances are you’re either spending it with that special someone, or sitting in front of the TV eating a tub of rocky roads while watching Garden State. </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/datenodate.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/datenodate.jpg"> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal">But for those of you who are going on a FIRST date/blind date, and don’t know what to expect from the guy, never fear! There is only one secret to identifying what type of guy he is, and if he’s worth your time. SHOES! Being a shoes salesman during my college years, I’ve interacted with just about everyone type of person that wears shoes, and let me tell you, SHOES is truly what defines a person. Just scroll down and takes notes for your big DATE!</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/yuppie.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/yuppie.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Yuppie</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Brands</b>: Ferrigamo Allen Edmond, Brunomagli (yes the OJ shoes),Gordon Rush</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: will pay for EVERYTHING (perfect for gold diggers), articulate,</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: always thinking about work, will never be there, has a weekend "secretary"</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/rockstar.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/rockstar.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Rockstar</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Brands</b>: Boots, Mark mason, Affliction</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: bad ass, smooth, good looking, best night you’ll ever have</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: will make you pay, insensitive, will leave in the middle of the night</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/metropark.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/metropark.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Metropark</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Diesel</b>, Ed Hardy, diesel shoes, Nike Dunks</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: big spenders, good looking, sweet, smooth, best shopping buddies</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: high maintaince, vain, probably shops more than you, might be a closet gay</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://www.ultimatesneakers.com/images/20056102553266834.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://www.ultimatesneakers.com/images/20056102553266834.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Sports Junky</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Brands</b>: Asics, Brookes, Jordan, 360's, Iversons, basically anything Nike</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: tall, athletic, funny, down to earth</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: broke, wears everything 2 sizes too big, says coo every other sentence</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/indierock.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/indierock.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Indy Rock Poser</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Brands</b>: Vans or Chucks</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: articulate, nice guy, sensitive, will be your bitch</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: most likely a virgin, secretly bitter/frugal, will be your bitch</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/zefrench.jpg" alt="" mce_src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/simoc69/zefrench.jpg"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Ze French</b></p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Brands</b>: Doucals, Boss, Prada, Gucci, Mark Nasons Robert Wayne </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn ons</b>: Rich, good looking, skinny, will pay for everything, smooth snazzy dresser</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Turn offs</b>: Will do just about anything to get in bed with you, and your best friend (Together*)</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p> </p>
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