How to tell everything about a guy by just looking at his shoes

Hey ladies! Valentines day is coming up, and chances are you’re either spending it with that special someone, or sitting in front of the TV eating a tub of rocky roads while watching Garden State.

But for those of you who are going on a FIRST date/blind date, and don’t know what to expect from the guy, never fear! There is only one secret to identifying what type of guy he is, and if he’s worth your time. SHOES! Being a shoes salesman during my college years, I’ve interacted with just about everyone type of person that wears shoes, and let me tell you, SHOES is truly what defines a person. Just scroll down and takes notes for your big DATE!

Yuppie

Brands: Ferrigamo Allen Edmond, Brunomagli (yes the OJ shoes),Gordon Rush

Turn ons: will pay for EVERYTHING (perfect for gold diggers), articulate,

Turn offs: always thinking about work, will never be there, has a weekend "secretary"

Rockstar

Brands: Boots, Mark mason, Affliction

Turn ons: bad ass, smooth, good looking, best night you’ll ever have

Turn offs: will make you pay, insensitive, will leave in the middle of the night

Metropark

Diesel, Ed Hardy, diesel shoes, Nike Dunks

Turn ons: big spenders, good looking, sweet, smooth, best shopping buddies

Turn offs: high maintaince, vain, probably shops more than you, might be a closet gay

Sports Junky

Brands: Asics, Brookes, Jordan, 360's, Iversons, basically anything Nike

Turn ons: tall, athletic, funny, down to earth

Turn offs: broke, wears everything 2 sizes too big, says coo every other sentence

Indy Rock Poser

Brands: Vans or Chucks

Turn ons: articulate, nice guy, sensitive, will be your bitch

Turn offs: most likely a virgin, secretly bitter/frugal, will be your bitch

Ze French

Brands: Doucals, Boss, Prada, Gucci, Mark Nasons Robert Wayne

Turn ons: Rich, good looking, skinny, will pay for everything, smooth snazzy dresser

Turn offs: Will do just about anything to get in bed with you, and your best friend (Together*)