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<div style="margin: 0px;"><b><font color="#010101" face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-family: Verdana;">ULTIMATE
FEMALE JOKE <br><br>It has long been contended that there are male
jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you
in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along
to a woman who will love it. </span></font></b><b><font color="blue" face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"><br></span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-family: Verdana;"><br>A
woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman
co uld not take her eyes off him. <br><br>The
young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As all men
will) <br><br>Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $20.00......on
one condition.' <br><br>Flabbergasted, the woman asked
what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words.' <br><br>The woman
considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed
a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully
said.... <br></span></font></b><b><font color="blue" face="Verdana" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Georgia"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-family: Georgia;"> <br> </span></font></b><font size="5"><b><font color="red" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: Arial;">'Clean
my house.' </span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(1, 1, 1);"> </span></font></b><b><font color="navy" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"> </div><div style="margin: 0px;"><b><font color="navy" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-family: Arial;">Women
are not stupid.</span></font></b><br></div></div></font></font></p><p><br></p>
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