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Danny Maruti

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About Me

Hate work, love life, smart enough to slide by. One day I'll do something really spectacular and meaningful, I just haven't figured out what - yet. If you have any ideas, let me know.

My Philosophy

"If you can't find the truth right where you are, then where can you find it?" - Dogen.

In other words, don't waste motion, stay where you are, don't make any sudden moves you could get whiplash.

My Hometown Manhattan
The Best Advice I've Ever Been Given Life is like a sinking boat in the middle of the sea. Enjoy the ride. (Suzuki)

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Why do we call it a 'near miss'? - and other great questions

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    englslady at 6:49pm on Mar. 3, 2008

    9 months ago

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    How do you get really, really small? lol. Reply...

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      Danny Maruti at 7:15pm on Mar. 3, 2008

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      Meditate on absurd things. If that fails, medicate. Fill yourself with the enormity of the cosmos, remember punchlines to forgotten jokes, flirt with strangers on public transportation, burn your bridges, keep moving, be witty at the wrong times, don't accumulate material things, keep reading about things beyond your ken and chuckle. Chuckling is a lost art, don't you think? Not enough chuckling going on. Reply...

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        _ARiEL_ at 3:09pm on Mar. 17, 2008

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        I like your theory. Are you practising it? :) Reply...

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          Danny Maruti at 10:39am on Mar. 18, 2008

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          Welli, I'm getting smaller, so I guess it;s all working. LOL Reply...

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    gillian maffeo at 8:47pm on Mar. 3, 2008

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    your picture is creepy. change it hah Reply...

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      Danny Maruti at 11:44am on Mar. 4, 2008

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      Is this any better? I trust your judgment. You obviousy know a thing or two about creating an image. Reply...

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        gillian maffeo at 7:32pm on Mar. 4, 2008

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        ummmm ...its a little less creepier. but im okay with it. you have a nice nose (if thats even you). Reply...

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          Danny Maruti at 10:08pm on Mar. 4, 2008

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          You mean it;s still a *little* creepy, right? But thanks. No one has ever complimented my nose. Reply...

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    bacitracin at 11:49am on Mar. 4, 2008

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    I like your quote. Reply...

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      Danny Maruti at 10:05pm on Mar. 4, 2008

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      Thanks. I like yours, too. Reply...

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    b0kn0ws at 1:01pm on Mar. 4, 2008

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    smart enough to slide by..nice. it's definitely a graceful artform Reply...

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      Danny Maruti at 4:36pm on Mar. 4, 2008

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      Well, it's a life goal. Hard to execute, though. Gets slippery. But thanks! Bo Knows! Reply...

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    Misha at 10:49am on Mar. 3, 2008

    10 months ago

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    Hey, Danny,

    Thanks for becoming a friend :)
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      Danny Maruti at 7:10pm on Mar. 3, 2008

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      There seem to be some real cool people hanging around this place. Thanks for that prose-poem on driving. Reply...

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